Move the F*****ck On!!!!

Today is the day i first met my phone. We were introduced by a very good friend of mine. We were a little slow to hit it off in the beginning mainly because I wanted my phone to be a little flashy and trendy. But my phone turned out to be a Samsung Guru. It was plain, black and perfectly at home hidden away in the darkest recesses of my pocket.

We got over these initial hiccoughs soon enough. The more I learnt about Guru, the more I liked it and soon we became great buddies. We were inseparable. Numerous have been the times we have lost each other amidst the thronging crowds of a mall or restaurant. But its always found its way back into my hands. Its been with me through thick and thin and together we've scraped through a lot of tight situations. Its been such a good friend that it has taken the fall for me many times (quite literally).

But lately I've been feeling a little out of touch with it. It seems we have been drifting apart for some time. Without us realising it, our priorities have changed and we are no longer on the same wavelength. I don't think I see a future in this relationship. I really think we need to Move On. This year has been great.. It really has, but I think I deserve something more. I would really like a better looking model - a bigger frontal display maybe and definitely slimmer. (I'm sure the ladies would prefer different features in their dream phones, this is purely from a guy perspective). I really hope this entire thing doesn't become a big drama.. We are sensible adults and I'm sure it will understand. I've moved on and I've already set my eyes on another model... What the f*****ck more does it expect? Does it expect me to f*****cking beg for forgiveness? Did you really expect it to last for more than a year? What era do you live in? Move On!! Damn It! Move the F*****ck On!!!